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What really greases their chains is an even
longer ride, such as the "Grand Loop" - a 193-mile route from Golden
to Estes Park, then over Trail Ridge Road to Granby, then back over Berthoud
Pass to Golden.
On most organized bike tours, cyclists complete
such a circuit over the course of four days. But ultra-riders do it all in one
day, departing with lights in the dark at 3 a.m. and aiming to get back before
sundown, barring head winds, breakdowns or run-ins with deer.
For the most zealous, the ultimate goal is to
complete a multiday "super-randonnee," an extreme test of endurance
that challenges cyclists to cover 750 miles - the equivalent of riding from
Denver to Santa Fe and back - in no more than 90 hours.
"This is probably the one sport that takes
more time than golf," says Henderson, who has taken part in seven such
ultra-distance rides, including three runnings of the famed Paris-Brest-Paris
race, a 1,200-kilometer (750-mile) jaunt that started in 1891 and gave rise to
the first Tour de France 12 years later.
In such grueling events, which are ridden without
vehicular support except at checkpoints, butts aren't the only body parts that
take a beating. The feet of participants can go numb for hours. Their legs get
as wobbly as day-old fries. Their hands feel stomped on. And their necks get so
fatigued the riders sometimes duct-tape their collars to the backs of their
helmets to hold their heads up.
A few may even fall asleep over their handlebars
and go tumbling off into the nearest ditch.
"Toward the end," Henderson admits,
"you get a little cuckoo."
On a chilly night some 50 miles from the finish
line in the Paris-Brest-Paris ride last August, Henderson says, he linked up at
a checkpoint with his son and concluded that his full-fingered gloves had gone
missing.
"Where's my gloves?" he cried, the
ground swimming beneath him. "Where's my gloves?"
They were on his hands.
Ultra-marathoners - most of whom are in their 40s
and 50s - typically ride high-performance racing bikes that boast 30-speed drive
trains, $5,000 price tags and frames so light they weigh little more than one
full water bottle. (The Moots bike Henderson owns, made in Steamboat Springs,
weighs about 18.5 pounds, including gears, wheels, handlebars and seat.)
At the height of the season, such cyclists
generally train 15 to 20 hours a week, spending two hours in the saddle every
other weekday and six to eight hours each Saturday and Sunday.
"It takes over your life. There's no getting
around it," says Tom Foss, a 50-year-old Denver office worker who was
infected by the distance-riding disease two years ago.
Despite punishing days of virtually nonstop
pedaling, he says, the only ill effects most riders suffer are occasional saddle
sores (in which hair follicles in the groin get inflamed) and
"hotfoot" (in which the balls of the feet get very sore). To alleviate
the former, they smear chamois cream in the seat of their shorts; for the
latter, they may back off on their training regimen for a few days.
While high-mileage rides can be exhausting, Foss
notes, they do offer participants one supremely inviting payoff: "If you do
all this, you can eat just about anything - ice cream sandwiches, burgers,
whatever."
Beyond this, ultra-riders say they relish these
rigorous journeys for the challenge, the camaraderie and the competitive juices,
as riders push themselves to post the best times possible.
"It's an extraordinary experience,"
says Mark Howard, 52, a Lakewood veterinarian who went from thinking
"That's insane!" four years ago to actually completing the PBP last
year.
Howard's best memory is of a fog bank hanging
over a field in western France an hour before sunrise, with the bodies of two
horses floating atop it like swans. The scene - which he insists he didn't
imagine - reminded him of the Shakespeare line "How sweet the moonlight
sleeps upon this bank," and kept him going for hours.
Henderson cherishes the memory of a Frenchman who
came to his rescue on the first day of the PBP when the titanium Litespeed he
was riding developed cracks above its bottom bracket, or pedaling axle, and had
to be junked.
"He goes home, and about 10 or 20 minutes
later he comes back with this bike and pushes it up to me and says, 'Here, take
it,"' Henderson recalls.
"Well, it's a $7,000, carbon-fiber bike with
electronic shifting - a full-on criterium racing bike. And here I am: a
stranger, a foreigner ... and an American."
Like the Olympics, the ride from Paris to the
western tip of France and back takes place only every four years. It attracted
more than 4,000 entrants last year, including some 470 Americans - 28 of them
from Colorado.
In North America, its counterpart is the
Boston-Montreal-Boston ride, scheduled Aug. 19-22 this year. It also is 1,200
kilometers long, but most ultra-riders consider it tougher than the PBP because
it is hillier and lonelier, with a field limited to 150 and far fewer spectators
along the way.
Another option, the Colorado-based "Last
Chance" Randonnee (Sept. 13-16), is lonelier still, with only a hardy
handful of participants expected - all of whom will have built up their
endurance over the summer with required rides of 200, 300, 400 and 600
kilometers.
The Last Chance, billed for the benefit of
Europeans as a journey across the "Great American Desert," takes
riders from metro Denver out to west-central Kansas and back on U.S. 36, a
nearly traffic-free highway where the major attractions are tumbleweeds, prairie
dogs and the crossroads hamlet of Last Chance.
Hunched over with their eyes on the white line
for hours, cyclists say, they occupy their minds in various ways - from watching
the scenery and calculating their finishing time to planning future rides and
fantasizing about former girlfriends.
Three-time PBP veteran John Lee Ellis, a
51-year-old software engineer, jokes that he never gets too bored on such rides,
however, because "with the hallucinations, you have plenty of
company."
Get in gear with bike tips
Get a bike with a triple chainwheel.
"It's Colorado. Don't let any snooty bike
shop pretend you don't need one," says Charlie Henderson, president of the
Rocky Mountain Cycling Club. He recommends a gear ratio of 13-29 in back and
30-42-53 in front, suitable for climbing the steepest blacktop around: on the
Fall River road below St. Mary's Glacier, west of Idaho Springs.
Develop a taste for liquid food.
"The high-tech ones are the best,"
Henderson insists. "Don't fool around with Gatorade; that's just a
marketing gimmick. And Accelerade has too much magnesium." He favors a
latte-colored carbohydrate-protein concoction produced by Hammer Nutrition; club
secretary Tom Foss likes Ultra Slim-Fast and Assure for post-ride replenishment.
Invest in Lycra shorts.
"You just can't do it without them,"
says club member Pat Wilburn. Henderson likes the shorts recently introduced by
Descente because they have good padding without ridges, which he says are a
problem with some brands.
Get a bike that fits you perfectly.
"This is especially important for women,
because we tend to have longer legs and a shorter trunk," says Wilburn.
"It's very worth the $50 you'll pay to get a shop to do a custom
fitting."
Find a frame that absorbs road shock well.
Carbon fiber, titanium and aluminum are generally
better than steel, Henderson says, but he dismisses Cannondale aluminum frames
as uncomfortably stiff on long rides.
Staff writer Jack Cox can be reached at
303-820-1785 jcox@denverpost.com . |